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bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum)

posted 1 hour ago with 120,671 notes

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

posted 1 hour ago with 221,694 notes

tomhazeldine:

#Me right now

posted 1 hour ago with 5,097 notes

loki-for-ruler:

accidentally seeing a spoiler-

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posted 2 hours ago with 198,028 notes
dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

posted 2 hours ago with 39,930 notes

babyyouslayme:

youusedtobemyhero:

Sorry, Tom. She’s got you beat.

Draco is my favorite ever

posted 2 hours ago with 83,719 notes
“In the end, Captain America does not make the heroic sacrifice, thus further proving that Black Widow can handle the emotional weight of being a lead character. As if anyone could really forget the most quoted line in “The Avengers” — “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out” — it helps to have that line fresh in your mind when deconstructing what Widow does in the final act of what’s billed as a Captain America movie. Black Widow doesn’t wipe out the red in her ledger. No, she blasts her ledger out to the world, like it was the grisliest email forward of all time. We know from her heart to heart with Hawkeye that the shame she feels about what she’s done is real, and she hesitates when she realizes that taking down the bad guys means revealing her secrets. But she does it anyway, because she’s not just a spy anymore; she’s a super hero, and she makes a super hero’s sacrifice.”
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"CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER" PROVES BLACK WIDOW’S READY TO GO SOLO

I didn’t even think about it at the time but yeah, Natasha being the one to reveal SHIELDS, and her own, secrets probably took more courage and self sacrifice for her than carjacking an alien in the middle of a galactic sized battle.

(via ahandsomestark)

posted 7 hours ago with 7,056 notes

morifartlock:

deanismypatronass:

thosebowleggedhunters:

deanismypatronass:

deanismypatronass:

look what I found while browsing in the library

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do you know what this is?

PUBLISHED FANFICTION

wait a sec

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tHE FUCK?

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ABORT

ABORT

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do you guys understand how much published fan fic this fandom has ?

and they all spell Cas, Cass.

WAIT IT GETS BETTER

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fallingloki:

pudgysam:

fallingloki:

im so emotional over bucky barnes dont touch me

fuck you what about the fact that he has a bionic arm with the capability to crush steve’s throat but instead he hits him because no matter how angry or confused bucky is, some part will always recognize steve and think “keep him alive keep him alive” fuck you fuck this i need a fucking drink

can you not

posted 7 hours ago with 223 notes

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket